Hey, could I get a Prison Sentence with that Cigar?

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Man charged with shooting at an employee after being asked to wear a mask in a Pennsylvania cigar shop, police say

(CNN)A Pennsylvania man is facing charges of attempted criminal homicide after he allegedly shot at an employee of a cigar shop who asked him to wear a mask.

Adam Michael Zaborowski, 35, entered Cigars international in Bethlehem Township Friday morning without a face covering, according to a probable cause affidavit, despite a statewide mandate by Gov. Tom Wolf requiring masks be worn in businesses.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/04/us/man-gun-pennsylvania-cigar-shop-masks/index.html

Dang, needing that Nicotine and firing his gun sure gonna cost this Fool. Man, what was you thinking? Well, where you now going to go, a Cigar is something you gonna only be dreaming about. And why? How could you?

I’m sorry, but even working for the Texas Prisons System. I saw and heard so much dumb stuff that the guys had done that got them Locked-Up just like this guy. All over a Mask. Oh well, these are some of the Strangest Times.