Talk about the Ancient, the Utterly incredibly OLD, just pop out the word CONGRESS anywhere in America and Americans begin shaking their Heads as they all know Congress is the new word for Retirement Homes. No one can watch McCarthy, Pelosi, Feinstein, and others without thinking of the barely walking Old. Older than Dirt Folks with Older than Dirt Ideologies. Seem to appear to be The Walking Dead.

When they talk, it’s difficult trying to figure out what Decade the words they are sprouting is from? Spewing words out their butts that’s makes a person ponder, wonder if these in Congress Today were around for the signing of the Declaration of Independence? They sure talk like they were.

Just mention Ideologies a hundred years ago and these in Congress will sprout into Action as if they lived in that time period. Talking and moving as if they literally were from that Age. Wearing the same clothes. Smelling like they were too. Old Ancient Odors.

But have these Ancients learned how to thrive on the Donors Dollars? The Jet Airplane Rides? The splendid Meals only The Rich indulge in eating with Gold flakes in their drinks? Enjoying their Share in lucrative Real Estate Deals? Investing in Stocks with wonderful insider acknowledges? Secret Door Dealings? But when they Pass 80, most in the World are happy set in Retirement. But Congress is the new New Retirement Homes. Oxygen Tents behind closed Doors? Secret Experimental Drugs? But its a new meaning to the old phrase-he or she is Older than Dirt.

And try to ask them to Retire and get ready for a fist Fight, a barroom brawl. Or worse, you’ll be looking down the barrels if a double barrel shotgun. Why? Their Feet have sprouted Roots. Everything in the Smithsonian they can give a Tour on as if they lived it. It’s shocking reality.

Congress in America are Retirement Homes! For Orators! For Oracles! For Ancients telling their Tales. Repeating the same lines from 50-70 years earlier that they spoke. It was good back then, but how about now?

Not so much. But keeping the younger out is what the rich donors are doing. Rich Donors are now the Power Brokers in America thru their Retirement Home Appointees they keep in Congress. Keeping their “Agent Ajaxes” in Power to Rule America!!!!

A.I. And Tik Tok scares the poop out of them.

And they fear ChatGPI.

Congress Identification for the Old

1. Older than Dirt.
2. Older than poop.
3. Oxygen dependant Old.
4. Liquid Diet Old.
5. Still chasing that ASS Old.
6. Mean OLD.
7. Mean, Mean OLD.
8. Mentally unaware OLD.
9. Always ‘Shit Storm’ starting Old.
10. Always making Accusations Old.
11. Passing Rumors OLD.
12. Attacking Handicapped Old.
13. Supporting keeping America in Slave Mentality OLD. Still using Servants or have in the Past from Foreign Countries.
14. Always telling Lies OLD.
15. Refuses to go to a Retirement Home.
16. Always aching causing Extra Meanness Old.
17. In Debt Angry OLD.
18. Getting audited by IRS angry OLD.
19. Can’t get an Invite to Governor or President’s Dinners Angry OLD.
20. No SEX in last 45 years Angry OLD.
21. Making others as miserable as possible OLD.
22. Lying to others that they aren’t going to Hell Angry Mad Old.
23. Always contemplating Going Active Shooter in the Halls of Congress because you want to be remembered as the Most Pissed-Off Old Congressional Leader in History! (Just a Joke, not for real. Don’t you do it! Mean Old you!)
24. Angry OLD because you know you are Stupid and a Rich Man’s Puppet. Yes. You took the Money over Generations.
25. You’re OLD Mad because you wanna be Slapped and no one will slap you back into good senses.