What? You want more Humor? Here it is……But remember not to hurt the messenger. Lol

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Of course, let’s start with everyone’s favorite-

Marriage

Here are ten jokes about married people for you, but watch out when you start throwing fruit at each other:

1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
2. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
3. I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the others were all nines or tens.”
4. Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t argue with their spouse if they’re dead!
5. Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
6. Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
7. My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.
8. Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops!
9. Why did the husband bring a ladder to bed? He heard the couple upstairs was stepping up their game!
10. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Here are ten more marriage jokes for you:

1. Marriage is all about compromise. Like when I asked my wife where she wanted to go for dinner, and she said, “I don’t care,” and then we went where she wanted.
2. Marriage is when a man and woman promise to love, honor, and tolerate each other for the rest of their lives.
3. Why do married people stop holding hands? Because if they let go, they might actually have to talk to each other.
4. I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, “A divorce.” I wasn’t expecting that from my wife of 10 years. But then she added, “Just kidding, a diamond will do.”
5. Marriage advice: Never laugh at your spouse’s choices, because you’re one of them.
6. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
7. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. Why did the husband bring a mirror to bed? He wanted to see what he was missing by being married.
9. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person who still squeezes the toothpaste from the middle.
10. Marriage is like a public toilet: those waiting outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to come out.

Here are ten more marriage jokes for you:

1. Marriage is grand – and divorce? Oh, that’s at least a hundred grand.
2. Why did the wife go to therapy? She thought her husband was a pane in the glass.
3. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
4. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
5. Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
6. Marriage is like a roller coaster – lots of ups and downs, and after a while, you might feel a little queasy.
7. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
8. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his wife.
9. Husband: “Honey, I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.” Wife: “Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.” Husband: “But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.” Wife: “Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.”
10. Marriage is all about sharing responsibilities. For example, my wife handles all the important decisions, and I make all the unimportant ones.

I hope these brought even more laughter to your day!

Remember, these are all in good fun!

Now, here are jokes about-

Farmers and Animals

Of course! Here are ten jokes involving a farmer and his animals:

1. Why did the farmer put his pig on the roof? He wanted some bacon that was a little closer to the sun.
2. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?”
3. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon!
6. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
7. Why did the farmer feed his pigs money? He wanted to raise some “pork chops”!
8. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. Why did the horse become an astronomer? It loved to stargallop!
10. Why was the farmer so good at baseball? Because he had a great pitchfork!

Absolutely, here are ten more farmer and animal jokes for you:

1. Why did the farmer put his cow on a trampoline? He wanted to make some milkshakes!
2. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch!
3. Why was the chicken at the library? It wanted to check out a “bawk”!
4. What do you call a goat that likes to steal? Billy the Kid!
5. Why did the pig take a bath? Because it wanted to be “pork and clean”!
6. What did one sheep say to the other sheep? “I’ll shear you later!”
7. Why did the horse become an artist? It had a lot of natural “neigh-talent”!
8. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it… just like the dancing cow!
9. Why did the farmer start a band? He had the best “hayrmonies” around!
10. Why did the rooster go to school? To improve his “egg-u-cation”!

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!

I hope these animal and farmer jokes brightened your day!

How about jokes about

Business Folks

Here are ten jokes involving business folks:

1. Why did the businessperson bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
2. How do businesspeople stay cool in summer? They have great “sales”!
3. Why did the CEO go to therapy? They couldn’t stop micromanaging their emotions.
4. Why was the spreadsheet bad at making friends? It always had too many columns and not enough “rows”!
5. How do businesspeople stay healthy? They make sure to balance their “accounts” of food and exercise.
6. Why did the entrepreneur bring a suitcase to the office? They wanted to pack up their problems and take them home.
7. Why did the stock trader always carry a pencil behind their ear? In case they needed to draw a “line” in the market.
8. Why did the businessperson bring a ladder to the bank? They wanted to check their “balance”!
9. What did the boss say to their employee during a meeting? “We’re not working hard. We’re working smart. Now, who can explain what that means?”
10. Why did the businessperson go to a comedy club? To work on their “delivery”!

I hope these business-related jokes gave you a good chuckle!

Old People

Here are ten jokes involving old people:

1. Why don’t old people ever get lost? Because they’ve been around the block!
2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it, just like grandpa does!
3. Why did the old man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
4. Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? She wanted to rock and roll!
5. Why did the retired couple go to the beach? To catch some “sea-nile” rays!
6. Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
7. Why do old people love classical music? Because it’s the only kind that’s as old as they are!
8. Why did the grandma knit a sweater for her computer? She heard it had too many “chills”!
9. Why did the senior citizen take a ladder to the bar? They heard the prices were “up there”!
10. Why did the old lady put her money in the freezer? She wanted to have some “cold hard cash”!

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!

Religious Jokes

1. Why did Moses make excellent coffee? Because he always knew how to part-icipate in a good brew!
2. Why was Adam a terrible gardener? He couldn’t resist taking bites out of all the forbidden fruits!
3. How did Jonah feel about his time inside the big fish? He thought it was a whale of an adventure!
4. Why did the Prodigal Son become a banker? He learned the value of making deposits and withdrawals the hard way!
5. Why did Noah become a sailor after the flood? He knew how to navigate rough waters and pair animals two by two!
6. Why did King Solomon never get lost? Because he always followed the wisest direction – “Proverbs”!
7. Why did Samson join a gym? He wanted to strengthen his hair game and lift the roof!
8. Why was Goliath terrible at hide and seek? Because he always stood head and shoulders above the rest!
9. How did the bread and fish feel at the feeding of the 5000? They were on a roll, multiplying their popularity!
10. Why was Job the best stand-up comedian in the Bible? He had the ultimate “patience” for delivering punchlines even when things were tough!

Remember, these jokes are meant to be light-hearted and respectful. Enjoy the chuckles!

Kids? And Teachers?

Of course, here are some light-hearted jokes about kids and teachers:

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems with the students!
2. What do you call a teacher who never frowns? A “smile-est”!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were just too bright!
4. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
5. Why did the teacher go to the beach with the pencil? To draw a line in the sand and establish “shore-der”!
6. Why did the history teacher go to the bakery? To get a slice of the past-ry!
7. Why was the math book sad about leaving school? Because it knew its problems were over!
8. Why did the teacher go to the gym? To exercise her “class muscles”!
9. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he heard the course was “uplifting”!
10. Why was the computer cold in class? It left its Windows open!

Absolutely, here are some more fun kid and teacher jokes for you:

1. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the art class? Because she wanted to teach the students to draw “higher”!
2. Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field of knowledge!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom? Because her students were just too bright to handle!
4. What did one math book say to the other math book? “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems!”
5. Why was the history book so good at telling stories? Because it had a lot of chapters to “unfold”!
6. Why did the music teacher go to the bakery? To get some “sheet music” for the choir!
7. What did the student say when the teacher caught him chewing gum in class? “I’m just exercising my jaw muscles for the oral exam!”
8. Why did the student put his homework in the blender? Because he wanted to turn in his assignment as a “smoothie”!
9. Why did the science teacher go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of knowledge!
10. What did the teacher do when she heard the class was going on a field trip to the bakery? She told them to make sure they had a “roll” call!

Enjoy these jokes and share the laughter with others! Some are hard to get. Or grooners!

Remember, humor is subjective, so enjoy these jokes with a playful spirit!