here are 10 jokes about movie stars:

1. What do you call a movie star who can’t act? A movie star.
2. Why did the actor cross the road? To get to the other studio.
3. What do you call a movie star who’s always late? A diva.
4. Why did the movie star get fired from the movie? He kept forgetting his lines.
5. What do you call a movie star who’s always broke? A has-been.
6. Why did the movie star get arrested? He was caught speeding in his Ferrari.
7. What do you call a movie star who’s always in the news? A tabloid magnet.
8. Why did the movie star get divorced? He was always working and never home.
9. What do you call a movie star who’s always in rehab? A troubled star.
10. Why did the movie star get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Because he was a big deal.

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here are ten movie star jokes for you:

1. Why did the movie star bring a ladder to the red carpet? Because they heard the paparazzi were shouting, “Show us your high-angle shots!”
2. Why did the movie star refuse to play cards with the other actors? They were tired of getting “type-cast” as the joker.
3. How do movie stars stay cool in the summer? They have their own “fan” clubs!
4. What do you call a movie star who can juggle? An action hero!
5. Why did the movie star go to the gym? They wanted to work on their “box office” muscles.
6. What did one movie star say to the other at the awards show? “I’m ‘reel-y’ excited for your performance tonight!”
7. Why did the movie star bring a pencil to the audition? In case they had to “draw” on their acting skills!
8. What’s a movie star’s favorite type of math? “Act-culus”!
9. Why did the movie star get kicked out of the theater? They couldn’t stop “screening” during the emotional scenes!
10. What do you call a movie star’s dog? A “pup-arazzi” magnet!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

here are ten football coach jokes for you:

1. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
2. Why did the football coach go to the beach? He wanted to work on his “sand defense” strategy!
3. What did the football coach say when the team won the lottery? “Looks like we’ve got some great ‘luck’ in our playbook!”
4. Why did the football coach bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
5. What do you call a football coach who becomes a gardener? A “touchdown” grower!
6. Why did the football coach bring a ladder to the game? To take his team to the next level!
7. What did the football coach say to the vegetable platter? “You guys need to play some better ‘lettuce’ defense!”
8. Why did the football coach bring a flashlight to practice? He heard they needed to shed some “light” on their game plan.
9. What’s a football coach’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beat”!
10. Why did the football coach go to the bakery? He wanted to learn how to make perfect “quarter-backs”!

Hope these jokes give you a chuckle!

here are 10 jokes about ghosts:

1. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
2. What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
3. Who did the ghost take to prom? A ghoul-friend!
4. How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.
5. Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!
6. Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
7. What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
8. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
9. Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
10. What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!

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here are 10 jokes about writers:

1. Why did the writer cross the road? To get to the other idea.
2. What do you call a writer who’s always late? A procrastinating pro.
3. What’s a writer’s favorite type of pen? A ballpoint of view.
4. Why did the writer get fired from the newspaper? He kept making up stories.
5. What do you call a writer who’s always broke? A struggling author.
6. Why did the writer get arrested? He was caught plagiarizing.
7. What do you call a writer who’s always in the news? A literary celebrity.
8. Why did the writer get divorced? He was always too busy writing.
9. What do you call a writer who’s always in rehab? A troubled wordsmith.
10. Why did the writer get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Because he was a literary legend.

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here are 10 jokes about being a tourist:

1. Why did the tourist take a picture of the map? He wanted to remember where he was.
2. What do you call a tourist who’s always lost? A wanderluster.
3. Why did the tourist get arrested? He was caught taking pictures of the Eiffel Tower at night.
4. What do you call a tourist who’s always taking pictures? A shutterbug.
5. Why did the tourist get a tan? He was always out in the sun, looking for souvenirs.
6. What do you call a tourist who’s always asking questions? A curious George.
7. Why did the tourist get a speeding ticket? He was driving too slow in the fast lane.
8. What do you call a tourist who’s always eating? A foodie.
9. Why did the tourist get mugged? He was flashing his money around like a tourist.
10. What do you call a tourist who’s always drinking? A party animal.

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here are 10 jokes about money:

1. Why did the accountant fall out of bed? He forgot his balance sheet.
2. What do you call a vampire who is into finance? Account Dracula.
3. Where does 007 invest his money? In the bond market.
4. A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: “What? $15,554? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?”
5. Why did the banker get so angry when he lost his keys? He lost all his cents.
6. What do you call a group of accountants who are hiking? A decimal point.
7. Why did the economist get a Nobel Prize? He was the only one who could predict the economy.
8. What do you call a group of economists who are playing poker? A full house.
9. Why did the stockbroker get a speeding ticket? He was driving too fast to catch the market.
10. What do you call a group of stockbrokers who are hiking? A bull market.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes!