1. Why did the chicken run for office? Because it wanted to prove it could cross the road to success!
2. What do you call a politician who can charm snakes? A reptilepublican!
3. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek with elephants? Because they’re really good at remembering promises!
4. How do you know if a politician is lying? Their Pinocchio nose keeps growing, just like a giraffe’s neck!
5. What did the squirrel politician promise during the campaign? Free nuts for everyone!
6. Why did the frog politician always make a splash at rallies? Because they had a great “croak”-tion plan!
7. Why did the koala politician win the election? Because it promised to bring more eucalyptus trees to town for a “koal-ition”!
8. What’s a politician’s favorite bird? The “polly-toucan,” because it always promises more colors in the rainbow!
9. How do you stop a politician from talking? Give them a parrot to have a debate with – the parrot will always have the last “squawk”!
10. Why did the penguin run for office? Because it wanted to make sure all politicians had a cool head in heated debates!

Here are ten silly and funny politician jokes featuring animals:

1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek with elephants? Because they’re really good at remembering promises!
2. What did the squirrel politician promise during the campaign? Free nuts for everyone!
3. How do you know if a politician is lying? Their Pinocchio nose keeps growing, just like a giraffe’s neck!
4. Why did the koala politician win the election? Because it promised to bring more eucalyptus trees to town for a “koal-ition”!
5. What’s a politician’s favorite bird? The “polly-toucan,” because it always promises more colors in the rainbow!
6. How do you stop a politician from talking? Give them a parrot to have a debate with – the parrot will always have the last “squawk”!
7. Why did the penguin run for office? Because it wanted to make sure all politicians had a cool head in heated debates!
8. Why did the chicken run for office? Because it wanted to prove it could cross the road to success!
9. What do you call a politician who can charm snakes? A reptilepublican!
10. Why did the frog politician always make a splash at rallies? Because they had a great “croak”-tion plan!

Here are ten more silly and funny politician jokes featuring animals:

1. Why did the monkey become a politician? Because he wanted to be in charge of the banana republic!
2. What do you call a politician who can juggle? A pro-balancer!
3. Why did the cat become a campaign manager? Because they’re purr-suasive!
4. What’s a politician’s favorite insect? The lobbyist, always buzzing around with special interests!
5. Why don’t politicians ever invite owls to their meetings? Because owls always ask, “Who? Who?”
6. What did the wise old tortoise say to the young politician? “Slow and steady wins the election!”
7. Why did the kangaroo run for office? Because he was great at hopping from one policy to another!
8. How do politicians stay cool during debates? They use donkey fans and elephant earplugs!
9. What do you call a group of overly cautious politicians? A committee of scaredy-cats!
10. Why did the bee run for office? Because it wanted to create a buzz in the political hive!

Here are ten more silly and funny politician jokes with animals:

1. Why did the cow run for office? Because it wanted to support “moo”-tual interests!
2. What do you call a politician who loves to swim with dolphins? A flip-flopper!
3. Why don’t politicians trust seagulls? Because they always seem to be after their “platform” shoes!
4. What’s a politician’s favorite instrument? The saxa-gopher, because it always sounds like they’re playing the same tune!
5. Why did the octopus run for office? Because it could promise eight solutions for every problem!
6. How do you know if a politician is taking a nap during a meeting? Their snores sound like a hippo’s!
7. What’s a politician’s favorite board game? “Donkey Kong,” because it involves climbing ladders and avoiding barrels!
8. Why did the chameleon become a politician? Because it wanted to blend in with all the other candidates!
9. What’s a politician’s favorite dessert? “Panda-cakes” because they promise to be sweet but rarely deliver!
10. Why did the penguin run for office? Because it wanted to create a “cool”-ition government!

Here are ten super silly and funny jokes about the river buoys in the Rio Grande River:

1. Why did the river buoy apply for a job? Because it wanted to make some “current-cy”!
2. What do river buoys say when they’re in a hurry? “We’re really on the ‘fast’ track today!”
3. How do river buoys communicate with each other? They use “buoy-er” phones!
4. What’s a river buoy’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “flow”!
5. Why don’t river buoys ever get lost? Because they always stick to their “float” plan!
6. What do you call a group of river buoys having a party? A “buoyant” celebration!
7. Why do river buoys make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always “sink”!
8. What’s a river buoy’s favorite sport? Water “polo”!
9. How do river buoys stay in shape? They do “buoy-lesque” exercises!
10. Why did the river buoy bring a life jacket to the party? Just in case things got too “deep” in conversation!

Here are ten silly and super funny jokes about the National Guard eating on the banks of the Rio Grande River:

1. Why did the National Guard bring a picnic to the Rio Grande? Because they wanted to “taco ’bout” border security!
2. What’s the National Guard’s favorite snack by the river? “Guard-chos” and salsa!
3. Why did the National Guard organize a barbecue at the Rio Grande? Because they heard it was a “hot” spot for border patrol!
4. How does the National Guard like their burgers by the river? Well-done, just like their missions!
5. What do the National Guard soldiers say when they eat by the Rio Grande? “This meal is shore-ly the best!”
6. Why did the National Guard invite the ducks to their riverside feast? Because they wanted to quack up the atmosphere!
7. What’s the National Guard’s favorite drink by the river? “Patriotic Punch” – it’s red, white, and so refreshing!
8. How do National Guard members keep their sandwiches from floating away in the Rio Grande? They use “sand-witches”!
9. Why did the National Guard chef bring a ladder to the picnic? Because they wanted to make sure the food was on a higher level!
10. What did the National Guard say after their riverside meal? “We’ll stand guard, but we’ll always have time for dessert!”