All of us need more laughter in our lives-

here are twenty silly funny jokes about teenagers:

1. Why did the teenager put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
2. Why did the teenager get kicked out of the library? He was checking out books he hadn’t read.
3. What do you call a teenager who never gets into trouble? A disappointment.
4. Why did the teenager get fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing away all the W’s.
5. What do you call a teenager who’s always late? A procrastinator.
6. Why did the teenager get lost in the library? He was looking for the book called “How to Adult.”
7. What do you call a teenager who’s always on their phone? A textpert.
8. Why did the teenager get kicked out of the movie theater? He kept talking during the previews.
9. What do you call a teenager who’s always complaining? A whiner.
10. Why did the teenager get fired from the bubble gum factory? He kept blowing his own bubble.
11. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker.
12. Why did the teenager get lost in the cornfield? He was following his nose.
13. What do you call a teenager who’s always tired? A sleepyhead.
14. Why did the teenager get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept running around screaming, “I’m a teenager!”
15. What do you call a teenager who’s always hungry? A bottomless pit.
16. Why did the teenager get fired from the bank? He couldn’t keep his balance.
17. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting into fights? A troublemaker.
18. Why did the teenager get lost in the museum? He was looking for the exhibit on his future.
19. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting grounded? A bad seed.
20. Why did the teenager get fired from the circus? He kept running away from the lion tamer.

I hope you enjoyed these silly funny jokes about teenagers!

Here are twenty more silly funny jokes about teenagers:

1. Why did the teenager get kicked out of the haunted house? He kept laughing.
2. What do you call a teenager who’s always right? A know-it-all.
3. Why did the teenager get lost in the mall? He was looking for the store called “Common Sense.”
4. What do you call a teenager who’s always happy? A unicorn.
5. Why did the teenager get fired from the ice cream factory? He kept eating all the product.
6. What do you call a teenager who’s always in a hurry? A speedster.
7. Why did the teenager get kicked out of the zoo? He kept trying to feed the animals after hours.
8. What do you call a teenager who’s always talking? A chatterbox.
9. Why did the teenager get lost in the forest? He was following his heart.
10. What do you call a teenager who’s always tired? A sleep-deprived zombie.
11. Why did the teenager get fired from the bakery? He kept taking all the dough.
12. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting into trouble? A bad egg.
13. Why did the teenager get lost in the desert? He was following his sand.
14. What do you call a teenager who’s always hungry? A bottomless pit.
15. Why did the teenager get fired from the pet store? He kept petting the animals.
16. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting into fights? A troublemaker.
17. Why did the teenager get lost in the clouds? He was following his dreams.
18. What do you call a teenager who’s always getting grounded? A bad seed.
19. Why did the teenager get fired from the construction site? He kept dropping the ball.
20. Why did the teenager get lost in the ocean? He was following his waves.

I hope you enjoyed these silly funny jokes about teenagers!

Here are sixteen more funny jokes about kids:

1. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
2. What do you call a kid who always tells jokes? A stand-up comedian.
3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it and give it to a kid!
4. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
5. What do you call a kid who’s good at baseball? A bat-ologist!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like a kid in a spelling bee!
7. What do you call a kid who can do magic tricks? A wizard in training!
8. Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
9. What’s a kid’s favorite subject in school? Lunch!
10. How do you organize a space party for kids? You “planet” ahead!
11. What’s a kid’s favorite type of music? Hip-poop!
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it’s shy, just like a kid with a crush!
13. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine, like a kid who can’t have dessert!
14. What’s a kid’s favorite dinosaur? The “I-saurus,” because they want everything for themselves!
15. How do you make a tissue dance for a kid? You put on some music and say, “Dance, tissue, dance!”
16. What did the kid say after eating a puzzle? “I feel like a piece of me is missing.

Here are twenty written funny jokes about kids:

1. Why did the young student carry a ladder to school? Because he wanted to take his education to new heights!
2. What’s the term for a child who’s always cracking jokes? A mini-comedian.
3. How do you get a tissue to boogie? Add a little “nasal” rhythm and hand it to a youngster!
4. What motivated the child to bring a ladder to the local bar? He heard the drinks were on the rooftop!
5. What’s the name for a child who excels at baseball? A “bat-ter” enthusiast!
6. Why did the scarecrow receive an award? Because he was exceptionally “corny,” just like a kid at a pun contest!
7. How can a child who performs magic tricks be described? A budding magician!
8. Why did the kid take a pencil to bed? To “sketch” out his dreams!
9. What’s a student’s preferred subject in school? The art of the midday feast!
10. How do you organize an outer space-themed party for kids? You “orbit” around the details!
11. What type of music do kids adore? “Hip-hop” – it’s music they can relate to!
12. Why did the tomato blush? Because it spotted the salad dressing, and it’s as shy as a kid with a crush!
13. What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It didn’t say a word; it just let out a tiny “whine,” like a kid denied dessert!
14. What’s a child’s favored dinosaur? The “Mine-saurus,” because they want everything to themselves!
15. How can you make a tissue groove for a child? Play some tunes and say, “Dance, tissue, dance!”
16. What did the child say after finishing a puzzle? “I feel like I’ve lost a piece of myself!”
17. Why did the youngster put money in the blender? He wanted to turn it into liquid assets!
18. What’s the term for a child who refuses to take a nap? A “wide-awake” adventurer!
19. How can you make a child’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight on their toes!
20. Why did the kid tote a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to witness the “ape escapades” from a higher vantage point!

I hope you enjoy these revamped jokes!