Dan Lanning is jumping ship to come to Aggieland!

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Internet already has him as Texas A&M Head Coach! Unbelievable!

What’s a Paradox! Cost?

Not a problem. The Aggies would need to pay $20 million in buyout money to Oregon if Lanning did decide to make the jump.

And a Whooping $100 Million Dollar Guaranteed Contract will put that

SHOW ME THE MONEY SMILE on his face!