Big ole Dingleberries attached to your butthole makes a person very miserable and grumpy. And Grumpy people are not competent to make competent decisions. Unlike the War in Israel and Gaza, looks like the Israeli Government isn’t run by people with rosy Dingleberries on their buttholes. But there is one who had them in the worst kind of way in Russia.

Once, I was told about an old man by my grandfather who went everywhere carrying a soft pillow and wearing a football helmet. He would put the soft pillow under his butt before he’d sit down and then as he sat, he’d slam his head against the wall because of the pain his rosy Dingleberries were causing. Because That sitting down crushed his rosy dingleberries on his butthole. And sometimes, He’d scream out in pain too. Uncontrolled screaming at times. People around him thought he was screaming at them. Buy everyone thought he was crazy.

Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole.

There are many reasons why Putin might not allow a ceasefire in the war. One reason is his rosy Dingleberries causing him so much grumpy pain. He also might not believe that it would be in Russia’s best interests. He fears that if he had a Ceasefire that his Troops would demand a full end to the War on Ukraine’s Terms. Also, his Troops might desert during the ceasefire. Also, He might believe that a ceasefire would give Ukraine time to regroup and rearm which is ridiculous and instead points to painful rosy Dingleberries mentality, and he fears that Russia would be in a weaker position if the war were to resume. He’s afraid of being Lynched by his own Troops. Most Soviet and Russian Leaders die a horrible Death. But his rosy Dingleberries are what is actually causing him to make irrational decisions. Starting the War in the first place was caused by his painful rosy Dingleberries on his Butthole paining him so much. And Putin has done an exceptional job of keeping his rosy Dingleberries on his Butthole issue secret or he’d kill you if you let it out.

But his rosy Dingleberries on his Butthole problem is so bad that they say they swell to the size of Texas Grapefruits.

Swelling so large that he has Chinese Laborers that carry him room to room. Putin has hired every known Healer in an attempt to solve his Rosy Dingleberries on his Butthole problem. One healer who was sent to Siberia tried poking them with needles. He now has needles sticking into every part of his body in a Siberian Prison.

Another reason is that Putin might not believe that Ukraine would honor a ceasefire. He might believe that Ukraine would use the ceasefire as an opportunity to attack Russia, and that Russia would be better off continuing the war until Ukraine is defeated.

But that’s not it either. Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole.

Finally, Putin might not believe that a ceasefire is possible. He might believe that the two sides are too far apart to reach an agreement, and that the war will only end when one side is victorious. Buy that’s not it either.

Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole. And don’t laugh. Rosy Dingleberries on your Butthole is very, very, very painful. But do you pity poor Putin?

Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole.

No other Country can talk Putin into a Ceasefire because Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole. This is the clearest reason why Putin is not interested in a ceasefire at this time or any time. Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole.

The war is likely to continue for some time to come, and it is unclear how it will end. Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole. And as long as Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole, he will not be allowing a Ceasefire to take place.

And they say that Chinese Laborers have to bath Putin ten times a day as his poop slips past those rosy Dingleberries on his Butthole making him a very stinky kind of fellow. And why the baths? Yet, you now got the whole truth. Such incredible secrecy!

Trust This! Putin has a rosy Dingleberries Problem on his Butthole.