Oh, Can You See? (The Billionaires’ Song)

(To the tune of “Oh, say can you see?”)

Oh, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
The billionaires gather, what a curious sight!
With fortunes so vast, and dreams big as the sky,
They’re lining up quickly, oh my, oh my!

What’s that they’re doing? It’s a grand photo-op,
With Trump in the spotlight, they can’t let it stop!
From gold-plated thrones, they shout loud and clear,
“We’re here for the party, let’s raise up a cheer!”

Chorus:
Oh, can you believe? It’s a sight most absurd,
They’re taking their turns, not a single word!
With laughter and jokes, they all take a risk,
Just waiting in line for Trump’s Long Piss!

Up next is the mogul, with a wink and a grin,
He claims he’s the best at this “game” they are in.
With bottles in hand, they strategize,
Who’ll take the victory? It’s a wild surprise!

Now cameras are flashing, the press is awed,
As billionaires line up, feeling quite flawed.
“Oh, what a moment!” they excitedly say,
“Who knew that this chance would come our way?”

Chorus:
Oh, can you believe? It’s a sight most absurd,
They’re taking their turns, not a single word!
With laughter and jokes, they all take a risk,
Just waiting in line for Trump’s Long Piss!

So raise up your glasses, and join in the fun,
For the wildest event that’s just begun.
As billionaires chuckle and dance with delight,
We’ll remember this day, oh what a sight!

Outro:
Oh, can you see, what a strange little game,
With splashes of laughter, there’s no one to blame!
So here’s to the line, and all of their glee,
A toast to the billionaires—what a sight to see!

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