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DHS is talking about doing a reality shown on Deportation with Prizes of U.S. Citizenship
It appears there’s a proposal for a reality show concept called “The American” where immigrants would compete in various challenges for a chance to win U.S. citizenship. This idea has been pitched by Rob Worsoff, a producer known for shows like “Duck Dynasty,” and is reportedly under preliminary review by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Here’s a breakdown of what’s being discussed:
- The Concept: The show would involve 12 pre-vetted immigrants arriving at Ellis Island and then traveling across the country. In different locations, they would participate in “American” themed challenges. One contestant would be eliminated each episode.
- The Prize: The winner would reportedly be sworn in as a U.S. citizen at a ceremony in Washington, D.C.
- No Deportation: The producer emphasizes that contestants who don’t win would not be deported but would receive assistance with their citizenship applications.
- DHS Response: While some reports suggest that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is supportive of the idea, a DHS spokesperson has stated that these claims are “completely false” and that Noem is not aware of the pitch. However, the DHS has confirmed that the proposal is under review.
- Show Goals: The aim of the show, according to the pitch, is to celebrate the immigration process and highlight what it means to be American through the eyes of those seeking citizenship.
- Previous Pitches: The producer reportedly pitched this same concept to the Obama and Biden administrations but it did not move forward.
It’s important to note that this is currently just a proposal under review, and there is no confirmation that the show will actually be produced.
The Premise: Twelve wide-eyed immigrants embark on a quest for U.S. citizenship, but their journey takes a detour through the wonderfully weird and wacky world of American culture.
Our Exuberant Host: Imagine a former reality TV star, radiating over-the-top patriotism and delivering puns with gusto.
The Side-Splittingly Silly Challenges:
- Episode 1: The Great American Road Trip Remix: Contestants are handed the keys to comically oversized vehicles (think stretch golf carts or monster trucks with questionable safety records) and a map leading to “quintessential” roadside attractions. Their mission: capture the most absurd photo at each location (like posing as a giant gnome at a gnome sanctuary or recreating a scene from a B-movie in front of a UFO-shaped diner). Bonus points for the most enthusiastic (and slightly off-key) rendition of a classic road trip anthem.
- Episode 2: The Hot Dog Hurrah!: It’s a culinary showdown at a Coney Island-style extravaganza! Contestants face a hot dog eating contest, but with a twist: each dog is loaded with a different, increasingly bizarre topping (think peanut butter and jelly, sauerkraut and sprinkles, or a chili dog tower). The challenge is not just to eat the most, but to do so with the most theatrical flair. Bonus points for creative hot dog-eating techniques.
- Episode 3: Suburban Shenanigans: Contestants are dropped into a seemingly idyllic suburb and must navigate the subtly strange social dynamics. Challenges include: winning a neighborhood lawn decoration contest (with bonus points for the most outlandish and slightly tacky display), deciphering the cryptic rules of a neighborhood garage sale, and participating in a “friendly” game of competitive croquet with neighbors who take the game very seriously.
- Episode 4: Black Friday Bonanza: Experience the organized chaos of American consumerism! Contestants are given a small budget and must acquire a specific set of utterly useless, heavily discounted items during a mock Black Friday rush. The challenge is not just about speed and strategy, but also about creating the most compelling “shopping haul” video showcasing their bizarre purchases.
- Episode 5: Tailgate Takedown: It’s game day, and contestants must master the art of the American tailgate party, but with a twist. Challenges include: building the most outrageously themed tailgate setup (think a pirate ship grill or a disco-themed food station), choreographing a synchronized touchdown dance with fellow contestants, and participating in a cornhole tournament with increasingly ridiculous rules (like having to throw the beanbags while wearing oversized foam fingers).
- Episode 6: Pop Culture Pandemonium: Contestants dive into the world of American pop culture, but with a twist. Challenges range from recreating iconic music video scenes with hilariously low-budget props to performing dramatic readings of famous movie lines in the style of different Shakespearean characters. Bonus points for the most enthusiastic (and slightly embarrassing) karaoke performance.
- Episode 7: The Political Playoff: Contestants navigate the sometimes-surreal world of American politics, but in a lighthearted way. Challenges might involve: writing a campaign jingle for a fictional (and absurd) political candidate, debating the merits of equally ridiculous “policy proposals,” and delivering a short, impassioned speech about a topic they know absolutely nothing about.
- The Finale: The American Dream Derby: The remaining contestants face a series of rapid-fire mini-challenges that embody the “American Dream,” but with a comedic spin. Think: assembling a Rube Goldberg machine to make a cup of coffee, building a miniature (and highly unstable) skyscraper out of household objects, and delivering a heartfelt speech about their journey while wearing increasingly ridiculous patriotic costumes.
The (Hypothetical) Grand Prize: The winner, having conquered these absurd challenges, earns a fast-track to U.S. citizenship, a lifetime supply of their favorite American snack food, and the honor of being crowned “America’s Most Enthusiastic Newcomer.”
The Tone: The show would be a celebration of American culture, embracing its quirks and eccentricities with open arms and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. It’s all about finding the funny in the familiar and showcasing the lighter side of what it means to be an American.
And remember, this is all purely hypothetical and for entertainment purposes only!
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