Musk and Trump on Family Feud

Team Trump (Trump Family/Associates):

  • Captain: Donald Trump
  • Donald Trump Jr.: His eldest son, heavily involved in the Trump Organization and a strong political figure.
  • Ivanka Trump: His daughter, a businesswoman, and former advisor.
  • Eric Trump: Another son, also deeply involved in the Trump Organization.
  • Rudy Giuliani: A long-time lawyer and political ally, known for his outspokenness.

Team Musk (Musk Family/Associates):

  • Captain: Elon Musk
  • Grimes (Claire Boucher): His ex-partner and mother of some of his children, a prominent figure in her own right.
  • Maye Musk: His mother, a well-known model and strong public figure.
  • Kimbal Musk: His brother, who is involved in several of Elon’s ventures and has his own notable businesses.
  • Gwynne Shotwell: President and COO of SpaceX, a critical right-hand person in his business empire, representing the “work family.”

Write again and do also a 2nd team with JD Vance as Captain for Trump and Kamala Harris as Captain for Musk.

Okay, this sounds like quite the episode of Family Feud! Here are the two new teams, featuring major congressional players and figures aligned with the specified captains:


Team America First (Captain: JD Vance, aligned with Trump)

  • Captain: JD Vance (Senator from Ohio, prominent conservative voice and Trump ally)
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene (Representative from Georgia, outspoken conservative and strong Trump supporter)
  • Matt Gaetz (Representative from Florida, known for his fiery rhetoric and alignment with the populist right)
  • Mike Johnson (Speaker of the House, key Republican leader)
  • Elise Stefanik (Representative from New York, Chair of the House Republican Conference, vocal Trump defender)

Team Progressive Vision (Captain: Kamala Harris, aligned with Musk, though that’s a very unconventional pairing!)

  • Captain: Kamala Harris (Vice President of the United States, prominent Democrat)
  • Bernie Sanders (Senator from Vermont, leading progressive voice)
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Representative from New York, influential progressive figure)
  • Adam Schiff (Representative from California, known for his role in investigations and Democratic leadership)
  • Nancy Pelosi (Former Speaker of the House, a towering figure in Democratic politics)

This setup would certainly make History!

Question 1: Name something you’d add to your daily diet if you were trying to become even more powerful.

  1. More winning
  2. Pure, unadulterated ambition
  3. The tears of my competitors
  4. Unfiltered internet memes
  5. A daily dose of “ratings”
  6. AI-optimized brain fuel

Question 2: Finish this sentence: My favorite thing to launch is a…

  1. …rocket to Mars.
  2. …beautiful new tower.
  3. …new social media policy (then quickly retract it).
  4. …record-breaking presidential campaign.
  5. …tweet that breaks the internet.
  6. …yuge golf ball right down the middle.

Question 3: Name a common phrase you’d ban if you were dictator for a day.

  1. “Actually, sir…”
  2. “Work-life balance”
  3. “Fake news!”
  4. “That’s impossible.”
  5. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  6. “Environmental regulations.”

Question 4: What’s one thing you own that you’d immediately put on the moon?

  1. A Tesla Cybertruck.
  2. A Trump Tower (with a gold lobby).
  3. My favorite golf club.
  4. A giant X (formerly Twitter) logo.
  5. A McDonald’s franchise (the best, believe me).
  6. A Neuralink chip, just to see what happens.

Question 5: Name something people think they know about you, but they’re totally wrong.

  1. That I don’t sleep (I barely do).
  2. That I don’t read (I read all the best words).
  3. That I’m boring.
  4. That I’m easily understood.
  5. That I’m not a genius.
  6. That I follow all the rules.

Question 6: If you had to pick a mascot for your personal brand, what would it be?

  1. A bald eagle (the biggest, most beautiful one).
  2. A rocket, obviously.
  3. A golden lion, very strong, very powerful.
  4. A cyborg, because the future.
  5. A bulldozer, clearing the path.
  6. A Dogecoin.