Once upon a time in the Land of America, there was a blond headed boy raised by Lions and Tigers. He’s the one on the far left-and these Beasts taught him to talk the Truth and not Lies

Then came along the Tale from the Lies of Leprosy from the Big Whale in Washington who demanded a Face off with His Generals

But they wanted to talk about EPSTEIN BALLROOM at the WH-

And he was building it so he could grab lots of Pussies by their Big Pussy Holes and they came out crazy wild when it was finished. Men grabbing Pussies and women wanting their pussies grabbed.

But the Generals were pissed at the smelly DRAFT DODGER talking War Talk upon his own Americans! Was he INSANE?

No one wanted to be talked down to by an individual who they did not TRUST.

But things got crazy when His Raccoon Assistant talked. No one wanted to be talked down to by an individual who they did not TRUST. He had the weight of the Presidency behind him. All 276lbs of it.

But they weren’t foiled. They tarred and feathered Trump and rode him out on a rail. Especially after Raccoon Boy climbed up and onto a Fighter Jet to give the Pilot the Trump Loyalty Test

“Mommie, they are being mean to me.”

But Raccoon Boy chastised the Generals for being upsetting to his Daddy.

He told the Generals that if they didn’t do exactly like their Daddy wanted. He’d take full command of all the Armies and March war into the Cities.

But he had to run to the nearest Bar to get seriously DRUNK!

But his Daddy had left him there all alone in the auditorium with the REAL Warrior Orgs and his Daddy had already ran away

DRAFT DODGER FLEES AWAY!

But he soon changed into his fully armored EPSTEIN LIMOUSINE.

Epstein loaned it to him and He never gave it back. But every one knew that.

But Raccoon Boy kept agitating the Generals-

Boy could be talk shit out his Ass? He sure did and kept going on.

“Get your Butt into those Cities. We are fighting the Greatest War ever THE ENEMY WITHIN!”

And another Staff Member came out to talk too. But was thrown out-

ANOTHER GODDAMN DRAFT DODGER?

The Generals loved that? Hell to the No! They Hated it.

They wanted to cut someone’s head off!

“No, Not Mine!” “We’re getting rid of all the WOKENESS. NO MORE WOKE! SO LITTLE WOKE YOU DON’T HAVE TO SET YOUR ALARM CLOCK EVER AGAIN! Just don’t cut my head off! I. M JUST A BIH BABY BOY”