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On April 13, 2029, we might get to Kiss Our Asses Goodbye!

February 4, 2024February 4, 2024

SAVE THE ABOVE CALENDAR PAGE! Just for Safety, you need to plan to take off from your Job on April 12-April 15th 2029. Why? The most scariest Event ever to take place will occur. What? Asteroid Apophis Flyby! Collisions with Satellites is a real possibility by this Beast of an Asteroid. Asteroid Apophis is a Beast! https://www.earth.com/news/sbag-advises-nasa-to-explore-asteroid-apophis-before-its-close-flyby-of-earth-in-2029 https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/asteroids/apophis Apophis quickly… Continue reading On April 13, 2029, we might get to Kiss Our Asses Goodbye!

If you worry about something hitting Earth, well, you aren’t worrying enough!

February 3, 2024

Earth has a serious problem of truly being unprepared. While Big Shots say don’t worry, the Facts are truly Dire. The Big One is coming and you won’t know it before it Hits. We got Blind Spots that are gonna Burn Us one day. Just for talkings sake, let’s look at the Asteroid that Hit near Berlin. And it… Continue reading If you worry about something hitting Earth, well, you aren’t worrying enough!