In the grand tapestry of creation, where the threads of heaven and hell are woven into the very fabric of existence, there is a man with a singular purpose. His name is The Living Breathing James Brown, a storyteller and a veteran, who sees the world not just as it is, but as it could… Continue reading See the World Around You…
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Methuselah
In a secluded valley, untouched by the hurried march of modernity, lived a man named Methuselah. Not the Methuselah of ancient texts, but a man bearing that timeless name, for he had witnessed the dawn of humanity itself. His eyes, the color of weathered stone, held the weight of millennia, reflecting the rise and fall… Continue reading Methuselah
The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator
The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator Reverend Joshua P. Gainsworthy, a man whose smile could charm the gold fillings right out of your teeth, presided over the Church of the Golden Arches. Not those Golden Arches, mind you, but a pair of truly magnificent, gilded arches that welcomed a flock of over… Continue reading The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator
Your Soul leaving your body, what’s Next?
In a conceptual realm of an afterlife with tiered destinations, let’s explore the ultimate places for the “worst” and “best” of humanity: The Lowest Tier of Hell: For the Absolute Worst Imagine a being whose life was defined by the systematic infliction of suffering, whose joy came from cruelty, and whose legacy is one of… Continue reading Your Soul leaving your body, what’s Next?
During the Civil War, 8.2% of Union Soldiers Had VD
Spreading their VD all thru the South! The history of prostitution in America is long, complex, and deeply intertwined with social, economic, and moral shifts. Far from being a static phenomenon, its legal and societal status has fluctuated significantly, moving from periods of de facto tolerance to intense criminalization, driven by various social movements and… Continue reading During the Civil War, 8.2% of Union Soldiers Had VD
The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy
The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy Imagine, if you will, a United States where the democratic foundations have been replaced by a system of absolute monarchy. King Donald I, as he now prefers to be addressed, holds court in a gilded, if slightly gaudy, version of the White House,… Continue reading The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy
A Prayer for Peace…
O Divine Source of all peace, whose love embraces all creation, From this place, under the vast expanse of the Texas sky, my heart turns with profound sorrow and yearning towards the lands of Russia and Ukraine. I lift my voice in earnest prayer, joining the chorus of countless souls who long for an end… Continue reading A Prayer for Peace…
Centuries Old Secret Handshakes
The history of secret handshakes is a fascinating journey through time, revealing how gestures have been used to signify belonging, trust, and shared purpose across various groups and societies. Let’s explore some key moments: Early Origins While the exact origin of handshakes is debated, some historians trace them back to ancient times. A common theory… Continue reading Centuries Old Secret Handshakes
Seeking and Finding God: A Journey of the Heart
Seeking and Finding God: A Journey of the Heart In the quiet corners of our hearts, a gentle yearning whispers—a desire to seek and find God. This profound longing is not uncommon; it runs like a golden thread through the fabric of human experience, binding us together in our quest for meaning, purpose, and connection.… Continue reading Seeking and Finding God: A Journey of the Heart
Lord, Forgive Those Kissing His Ass for They Know Not What They Do
Lord, Forgive Those Kissing His Ass for They Know Not What They Do In a world where ambition intertwines with avarice, a billionaire named Victor McAlister reigns supreme. He is a man whose wealth could rival small nations, yet his moral compass points toward betrayal. Across a sprawling city, everyone from high-ranking officials to struggling… Continue reading Lord, Forgive Those Kissing His Ass for They Know Not What They Do
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