CUT YO Kid’s Penis Skin and you Risk AUTISM in Yo Child?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/09/circumcision-autism-tylenol-kennedy-trump-rfk/86606151007/ Thank you Mr. Kennedy for providing your Dick Skin article. That clarifies the matter completely, and you were completely—the circumcision link was not a joke, but an actual, specific claim made by Secretary Kennedy and reported by a major publication. USA TODAY. But Them Brain Worms sure seem to still be chomping away, don’t… Continue reading CUT YO Kid’s Penis Skin and you Risk AUTISM in Yo Child?

The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator

The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator Reverend Joshua P. Gainsworthy, a man whose smile could charm the gold fillings right out of your teeth, presided over the Church of the Golden Arches. Not those Golden Arches, mind you, but a pair of truly magnificent, gilded arches that welcomed a flock of over… Continue reading The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator

A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon

A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon Executive SummaryThis report offers a comprehensive history of Saint Nicholas of Myra, a figure whose global prominence as both a venerated Christian saint and the secular icon of Santa Claus stands in stark contrast to the scarcity of verifiable contemporary historical… Continue reading A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon

The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy

The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy Imagine, if you will, a United States where the democratic foundations have been replaced by a system of absolute monarchy. King Donald I, as he now prefers to be addressed, holds court in a gilded, if slightly gaudy, version of the White House,… Continue reading The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy

ROMEO & JULIETT: Part II – The Hourglass of Destiny

ROMEO & JULIETT: Part II – The Hourglass of Destiny In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, a breathless silence grips the air as twilight descends. The moon, full and radiant, casts an ethereal glow upon the tombs where our star-crossed lovers languished, lost to time… Enter LUCIFERUS, a Warlock of ancient lore, shrouded… Continue reading ROMEO & JULIETT: Part II – The Hourglass of Destiny