A Peanut Billionaire and a Carrot Billionaire still don’t understand Americans.

In the valley of Verdant Gold lived two men who owned everything the eye could see, yet understood nothing they couldn’t buy. One day, you too will realize he only offers carrots. The Titans of the Soil Arthur “Shell” Sterling was the Peanut King. He lived in a mansion shaped like a giant legume, where… Continue reading A Peanut Billionaire and a Carrot Billionaire still don’t understand Americans.

The Starless Sky and the Guiding Light: A Grand Retelling of Divine Intervention

All of us are storytellers. To retell a Tale is the highest degree of flattery for the Original storyteller. Now, in my own words, I am retelling a story Astronaut Jim Lowell told to Reporters of any bad, harrowing events which took Place in his life. And he told one I am retelling while the… Continue reading The Starless Sky and the Guiding Light: A Grand Retelling of Divine Intervention