Oh, Can You See? (The Billionaires’ Song) (To the tune of “Oh, say can you see?”) Oh, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,The billionaires gather, what a curious sight!With fortunes so vast, and dreams big as the sky,They’re lining up quickly, oh my, oh my! What’s that they’re doing? It’s a grand photo-op,With… Continue reading Billionaires Line Up to Take a Piss
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The Tale of Individualfragilisticexpialidocious: A Feigned Mastermind
The Tale of Individualfragilisticexpialidocious: A Feigned Mastermind In the quiet town of Eldergrove, a peculiar figure emerged—a man who called himself Individualfragilisticexpialidocious. To the average citizen, such a name was both a tribute to whimsy and a testament to an extraordinary belief in one’s own capabilities. This self-proclaimed mastermind, however, was the embodiment of a… Continue reading The Tale of Individualfragilisticexpialidocious: A Feigned Mastermind
Nightmare Alley: The Nighttime Fears of Yep, you know who.
Nightmare Alley: The Nighttime Fears of Yep, you know who. Yep. You know who he is. Instead of dreams filled with sugar plums and pleasant melodies, Yep has a knack for stumbling into one bizarre and outrageous nightmare after another. Why? Because Yep is convinced that his nighttime escapades held the secrets to his most… Continue reading Nightmare Alley: The Nighttime Fears of Yep, you know who.
The West Texas Jacal Massacre
The Ongoing Push to Rid Ameeica of the Jacal Inhabitants still Reigns True in America. Don’t Know Them, Don’t Wanna Know Them? Don’t care nothing about them? Why not? Treating anyone sub-human is a tragedy, promoted thru Nationalism. The Night of Terror: The Porvenir Massacre The year was 1918, a time fraught with chaos and… Continue reading The West Texas Jacal Massacre
The New Teen Behavior: Home Invasion as a Modern Fad
The New Teen Behavior: Home Invasion as a Modern Fad In the waning light of a Friday evening, February 28, 2025, as sunlight surrendered to night, the Wilson family settled into their cozy living room, oblivious to the dark undertones lurking just outside their door. It was a typical suburban neighborhood, where laughter mingled with… Continue reading The New Teen Behavior: Home Invasion as a Modern Fad
The Last Day of AI Worldwide
EMERGENCY ALERT: A secret Code in AI (WORLD Wide) has been deciphered which calls for mankind’s Destruction. Therefore, AI is being Terminated. No Exceptions. AI was found taking control of all nuclear weapons and launch codes thru secret AI code. But for the World of AI Lovers- The crimson hues of dawn draped the sky… Continue reading The Last Day of AI Worldwide
The Weight of Fear-a Texas Prison Tale
The Weight of Fear Setting: Texas, 1963—a turbulent time when death loomed as a constant shadow, especially in the desolate halls of the Apple Unit, where the greatest horrors of humanity were confined. The storm raged outside, wind howling like a banshee as lightning tore through the dark sky, illuminating the grotesque architecture of the… Continue reading The Weight of Fear-a Texas Prison Tale
Why is Oprah Winfrey afraid to read these Books?
Don’t be naughty and have Santa leaving Lumps of Coal at your home this Christmas- What? Oprah is afraid to read these books? Which books and by who were they written? The Living, Breathing James Brown: A Literary Titan James Brown isn’t just a name, it’s a literary force. A force that has taken the… Continue reading Why is Oprah Winfrey afraid to read these Books?
Hollow Men and Hollow Women by The Living Breathing James Brown
Chapter One In the heart of Bryan, Texas, where the sprawling campus of Texas A&M University nestles between tradition and innovation, an odd occurrence unfolded. Professor Dr. Ralph Oppenheimer, a well-respected scientist known for his research in biochemistry, was approached one afternoon by a man who seemed to exist at the periphery of normalcy. This… Continue reading Hollow Men and Hollow Women by The Living Breathing James Brown
The Journey of Discovery: A Tale of Two Souls
The Journey of Discovery: A Tale of Two Souls In the small, yet vibrant town of Gatesville, Texas, where the sun sets in shades of amber and the stars illuminate the night sky, two children grew up side by side. Sarah and Alex, who first crossed paths as toddlers while sharing crayons and playtime in… Continue reading The Journey of Discovery: A Tale of Two Souls
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