The Chimera Concept: Redefining Multimodal Mobility.

The Chimera Concept: Redefining Multimodal Mobility The greatest challenge in personal transport has always been the “weight-utility paradox.” To travel further or higher, we usually add mass, which in turn requires more power. The Chimera breaks this cycle. It is a tri-modal vehicle—Bicycle, EV-Bike, and Hover-Bike—engineered with a singular obsession: Weight is the Enemy. By… Continue reading The Chimera Concept: Redefining Multimodal Mobility.

Trump’s 11 AM TUMS Presidential Maduro Catch him by his Toes.

The sun hadn’t even thought about rising over the Potomac when the “JFC Emergency” began. It started with a Bucket—actually, four of them—of “Justice Fried Chicken,” a local joint that promised “Extra Crispy Liberty.” By 2:00 AM, the 47th President wasn’t dreaming of polls or rallies; he was occupied with the most high-stakes negotiation of… Continue reading Trump’s 11 AM TUMS Presidential Maduro Catch him by his Toes.

“I SNAPPED MY FINGERS and I’m Sending Your Kids to Bed Hungry!”

I SNAPPED MY FINGERS and Sending Your Kids to Bed Hungry! kids on SNAP are going Hungry. But it’s their parents faults. All the illegal immigrants got the good paying jobs. Working two jobs still isn’t enough. “I’m a Billionaire. And I can do whatever the Hell I want to do. Screw Your kids. You… Continue reading “I SNAPPED MY FINGERS and I’m Sending Your Kids to Bed Hungry!”

67% of Russians admit having had sex with an animal

In America, Americans love their pets. In Russia, they really, really love their pets and a great many have had then sexually. Sex goes where animals were involved. Sex with Goats, Chickens, Pigs, Calves, Sheep, Dogs, Snakes, and cows and horses. Sex with Snakes. Putin has a Male Chimpanzee and Male German Shepherd. Do you… Continue reading 67% of Russians admit having had sex with an animal

The Hidden Costs of Shrinkflation: A Closer Look at Grocery Prices

The Hidden Costs of Shrinkflation: A Closer Look at Grocery Prices SHRINKFLATION HAS HIT MARUCHAN INSTANT NOODLES TOO! In recent years, consumers have become increasingly aware of a phenomenon known as “shrinkflation.” This term describes the practice of reducing the size or quantity of a product while maintaining the same price, effectively creating a hidden… Continue reading The Hidden Costs of Shrinkflation: A Closer Look at Grocery Prices