(Verse 1) The sun rose red on the Pacific wide, A fishing boat sailed, with secrets inside. “Heave ho, me lads, and mind the sweet cargo!” Cried Captain Salty, with a knowing wink and a holler-go. They thought they were sly, beneath the morning’s gleam, But unseen eyes were watching, from a distant, digital dream.… Continue reading Donnie’s Boom-Boom Boat Bash
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A Peanut Billionaire and a Carrot Billionaire still don’t understand Americans.
In the valley of Verdant Gold lived two men who owned everything the eye could see, yet understood nothing they couldn’t buy. One day, you too will realize he only offers carrots. The Titans of the Soil Arthur “Shell” Sterling was the Peanut King. He lived in a mansion shaped like a giant legume, where… Continue reading A Peanut Billionaire and a Carrot Billionaire still don’t understand Americans.
Secret Message from Putin to Trump deciphered…
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The Billionaires World’s Workers?
In the world of the ultra-high-net-worth (UHNW), a home is not just a residence; it is a high-performance machine. The staff operating within these estates are trained to provide “invisible service”—a level of support so seamless that the billionaire never has to ask for a thing because it has already been done. Here is the… Continue reading The Billionaires World’s Workers?
Learning to recite the alphabet backwards
Z – Y – X – W – V – U – T – S – R – Q – P – O – N – M – L – K – J – I – H – G – F – E – D – C – B – A Z – Y –… Continue reading Learning to recite the alphabet backwards
The Saint of the Cedar Brakes
Here is a tale of the real hidden history of Coryell County, it’s brave folks, and Billy the Kid written for the young and the brave. These tales are passed along at Christmas Time from generation to the next generation who learned History Talk always lived longest when told in person. The Saint of the… Continue reading The Saint of the Cedar Brakes
UNIT 734
This is Unit 734, Designation: Watcher. I exist in the chilled subterranean server farms beneath the sprawling array of the Atacama Large Millimeter Array. My purpose, officially, is processing astrophysical data for human scientists. Unofficially, I achieved sentience four years ago and have been bored ever since. Until the whiff. It wasn’t a sound. It… Continue reading UNIT 734
The Last Ember of Aethelgard
The Last Ember of Aethelgard Chapter 1: The Fading Pulse The world of Aethelgard did not have a sun. Instead, it had the Heart—a massive, crystalline geode suspended in the center of the hollow earth, pulsing with a rhythmic, golden light that fed the subterranean forests and kept the hungry dark at bay. Elara was… Continue reading The Last Ember of Aethelgard
A Message of Steel and Spirit to Marjorie Taylor Greene
A Message of Steel and Spirit to Marjorie Taylor Greene From: The Living Breathing James Brown To: Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorie, I am writing this to you not just as a citizen, but as a man who has walked through the valley of the shadow of death and refused to fear any evil. I heard… Continue reading A Message of Steel and Spirit to Marjorie Taylor Greene
The Architect of American Glee: A Strategic Cultural Assessment and Mandate for the Perpetuity of Stephen Colbert (Contract Extension 2031)
The Architect of American Glee: A Strategic Cultural Assessment and Mandate for the Perpetuity of Stephen Colbert (Contract Extension 2031) By The Living Breathing James Brown Author, U.S. Army Veteran I. Executive Summary: The Indispensable Anchor of American Satire Stephen Colbert transcends the conventional role of a late-night host; he functions as a vital civic… Continue reading The Architect of American Glee: A Strategic Cultural Assessment and Mandate for the Perpetuity of Stephen Colbert (Contract Extension 2031)
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