A Mar-a-Lago Christmas Carol: The Art of the Deal-Ghosting (The Tremendous, Yuge, Very Best Charity Edition!)

For charity! You got it! This is going to be YUGE. The funniest. Everyone will say so. People will call me, tears in their eyes, saying “That was the best Christmas Carol parody. Nobody’s ever done one like that. It’s tremendous!” But of course, Trump demanded he be called by his name and not Scrooge.… Continue reading A Mar-a-Lago Christmas Carol: The Art of the Deal-Ghosting (The Tremendous, Yuge, Very Best Charity Edition!)

The Echo of July 4th: A Global Reckoning

The Echo of July 4th: A Global Reckoning By The Living Breathing James Brown The night sky over College Station, Texas, on July 4, 2025, erupted in a symphony of light and thunder. Echoing thunder roared into Bryan, Texas as well. Each burst, a pure Orchestra’s Performance a of Fireworks Show, a fleeting masterpiece of… Continue reading The Echo of July 4th: A Global Reckoning

The ocean held its breath when Dr. Caspian “The Deep” Thorne descended

The ocean held its breath when The ocean held its breath when Dr. Caspian “The Deep” Thorne descended. With a name that echoed the vastness he explored and a mind sharpened by six distinct PhDs in fields ranging from marine biology to deep-sea geology and bio-acoustics, he wasn’t just a scientist; he was a living… Continue reading The ocean held its breath when Dr. Caspian “The Deep” Thorne descended

“I hope you don’t go through life so fast that you miss it,” my father said

The Texas sun, a molten disc in the rearview mirror, stretched the shadow of my ’69 Pontiac Bonneville four-door into an endless, shimmering ribbon behind us. At sixteen, with a V8 roaring beneath the hood, the world was a blur of mesquite and fence posts. Sweetwater to Gatesville was a highway hymn, and 90 mph… Continue reading “I hope you don’t go through life so fast that you miss it,” my father said

The Unstoppable Force: Jack “RAMJET” Brown and the Sweetwater Mustangs Era

SWEETWATER TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOLKLORE The Unstoppable Force: “RAMJET” Brown and the Sweetwater Mustangs Era In the sacred realm of Texas high school football, where the very air crackled with anticipation under the stadium lights, and Friday Night Lights truly ruled the day, legends weren’t just made; they were forged in the crucible of grit… Continue reading The Unstoppable Force: Jack “RAMJET” Brown and the Sweetwater Mustangs Era