The Heart’s Final Draft: A Prayer for Grace and a Call to Peace By The Living Breathing James Brown “Lord, please forgive me for not being a better Christian.” I whispered these words into the quiet air recently, and the weight of them felt heavier than any book I have ever written. I am The… Continue reading The Heart’s Final Draft: A Prayer for Grace and a Call to Peace
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Hey President Trump! Set Joe Exotic FREE to walk among us again.
Set The Tiger King Free! A Plea for Compassion: The Final Sentence of Joseph Maldonado-Passage To the Authority of Executive Clemency, We petition you today not on behalf of a celebrity, nor a convicted felon, but on behalf of a human being named Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage—the man the world knows as Joe Exotic—who is now… Continue reading Hey President Trump! Set Joe Exotic FREE to walk among us again.
CUT YO Kid’s Penis Skin and you Risk AUTISM in Yo Child?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/09/circumcision-autism-tylenol-kennedy-trump-rfk/86606151007/ Thank you Mr. Kennedy for providing your Dick Skin article. That clarifies the matter completely, and you were completely—the circumcision link was not a joke, but an actual, specific claim made by Secretary Kennedy and reported by a major publication. USA TODAY. But Them Brain Worms sure seem to still be chomping away, don’t… Continue reading CUT YO Kid’s Penis Skin and you Risk AUTISM in Yo Child?
The Divine Spark of Orléans
Here is a fantastic reimagining of the story, elevating the mythical elements and dramatic tension. The Divine Spark of Orléans For six long months, the great city of Orléans lay slowly suffocating under the iron fist of the English army. The French had lost all hope. Their king, Charles, was a forgotten figure, denied his… Continue reading The Divine Spark of Orléans
With great Riches comes the Gates of Hades…
Are you Rich? And are the dark clouds of Hades hoovering above you? Can’t get to sleep? The statement “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” (Matthew 19:24) is one of Jesus’s most powerful and memorable declarations.… Continue reading With great Riches comes the Gates of Hades…
Methuselah
In a secluded valley, untouched by the hurried march of modernity, lived a man named Methuselah. Not the Methuselah of ancient texts, but a man bearing that timeless name, for he had witnessed the dawn of humanity itself. His eyes, the color of weathered stone, held the weight of millennia, reflecting the rise and fall… Continue reading Methuselah
The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator
The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator Reverend Joshua P. Gainsworthy, a man whose smile could charm the gold fillings right out of your teeth, presided over the Church of the Golden Arches. Not those Golden Arches, mind you, but a pair of truly magnificent, gilded arches that welcomed a flock of over… Continue reading The Ballad of Reverend Gainsworthy and the Christian Vibrator
A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon
A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon Executive SummaryThis report offers a comprehensive history of Saint Nicholas of Myra, a figure whose global prominence as both a venerated Christian saint and the secular icon of Santa Claus stands in stark contrast to the scarcity of verifiable contemporary historical… Continue reading A Comprehensive History of Saint Nicholas of Myra: From Ancient Bishop to Global Icon
Your Soul leaving your body, what’s Next?
In a conceptual realm of an afterlife with tiered destinations, let’s explore the ultimate places for the “worst” and “best” of humanity: The Lowest Tier of Hell: For the Absolute Worst Imagine a being whose life was defined by the systematic infliction of suffering, whose joy came from cruelty, and whose legacy is one of… Continue reading Your Soul leaving your body, what’s Next?
The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy
The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy Imagine, if you will, a United States where the democratic foundations have been replaced by a system of absolute monarchy. King Donald I, as he now prefers to be addressed, holds court in a gilded, if slightly gaudy, version of the White House,… Continue reading The Reign of King Donald I: A Whimsical (and Slightly Unsettling) Fantasy
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